Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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