At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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