there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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