Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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