Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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