i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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