But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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