Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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