He uses pillows to masturbate.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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