omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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