how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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