I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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