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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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