I showed him my bush... on skype.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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