I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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