Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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