new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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