normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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