My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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