I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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