Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize