I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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