I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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