I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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