I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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