Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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