is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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