matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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