In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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