...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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