I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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