no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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