At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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