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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i can't wait to go to hell

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  yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure

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• (850): View more from Florida

  So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome

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• (386): View more from Florida

  He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is

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• (510): View more from California

  all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo

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