So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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