why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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