just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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