nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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