In the future we'll all be gay
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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