My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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