clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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