My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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