if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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