Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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