Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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