My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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