It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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