If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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