i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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