Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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