It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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