That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I will be naked everywhere
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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