mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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