CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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